| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
| 1 |
A man walks into a friend and sees...
- A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
6608 |
| 2 |
Ribbet!
- What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!
more Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
5077 |
| 3 |
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip...
- On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a small puppy as a present for his...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
4970 |
| 4 |
Blonde jokes
- What do you call 100 blondes standing ear
to ear? A wind tunnel!
more Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
3521 |
| 5 |
Jellybean
- Why did the jellybean jump off the cliff ?Because he wanted to be a smarty!
more Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
2601 |
| 6 |
Blonde jokes
- Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble
gum
commercials?
A: Double-dumb.
more Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
2015 |
| 7 |
A wise choice
- The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorneyand a farmer with a bodily injury c...Read the whole joke |
Religion |
1570 |
| 8 |
Dad, can you write in the dark?
- SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?SYLVIA: Your...Read the whole joke |
School |
924 |
| 9 |
Good advices
- OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
760 |
| 10 |
Abstinence
- Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister sa...Read the whole joke |
Dirty Jokes |
666 |
| 11 |
A caring son
- It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby hear...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
615 |
| 12 |
Children jokes
- Mother:
Let me see your report
son.
Son: Here it is, Mother, but don't show it to Dad. He's bee...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
598 |
| 13 |
A stolen credit card
- |A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spendin...Read the whole joke |
Gender Jokes |
537 |
| 14 |
Are You Really Sure?
- |A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"In a hushed voice, t...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
530 |
| 15 |
All Aboard
- A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the ...Read the whole joke |
Men Jokes |
510 |
| 16 |
A blind man is standing at the corner...
- A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when ...Read the whole joke |
Animal World |
459 |
| 17 |
Blonde jokes
- A blond guy
and a brunette girl were
happily married and about to have a baby. One
day, the wi...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
417 |
| 18 |
0
- A blonde walks down the street
and sees a
banana peel a hundred yards ahead, and she sighs.
...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
417 |
| 19 |
A gentler way
- At the morning roll call at Fort Dix, the sergeant called out,"Platoon, atten-HUT! Private Martinez,...Read the whole joke |
War |
404 |
| 20 |
A blind man in a store
- A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and b...Read the whole joke |
Animal Jokes |
395 |
| 21 |
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment...
- As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises. Once, I was seat...Read the whole joke |
War |
389 |
| 22 |
Blonde jokes
- A brunette doing laundry asked her
blonde
friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blon...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
353 |
| 23 |
A final diagnosis
- |Thought I'd let my doctor check me,'Cause I didn't feel quite right. . .All those aches and pains a...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
351 |
| 24 |
Blonde jokes
- Q: Why did the mirror have 6 holes in
it?
A: A blonde tried to shoot herself!
more Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
351 |
| 25 |
0
- One day, a blonde's neighbor goes over to her
house,
sees the blonde crying, and asks her what h...Read the whole joke |
More Jokes |
344 |
