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Title |
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| 1 |
Zodiac jokes - 26095
- Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change
a lightbulb? A: The sun is shining, the day is y...Read the whole joke |
39 |
0 |
| 2 |
Zodiac jokes - 26096
- Q: How many Sagittarians does it take to change
a
lightbulb? A: Look, ask me when I get back fro...Read the whole joke |
39 |
0 |
| 3 |
Zodiac jokes - 26097
- Q: How
many Scorpios does it take to change
a lightbulb? A: None - they'd
rather sit in the da...Read the whole joke |
38 |
0 |
| 4 |
Zodiac jokes - 26099
- Q: How many Scorpios does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: So who
wants to know? Why do *you* w...Read the whole joke |
39 |
0 |
| 5 |
Zodiac jokes - 26100
- Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a
lightbulb? A: Virgos don't have time to change their...Read the whole joke |
46 |
0 |
| 6 |
Zodiac jokes - 26101
- Q: How many Taureans
does it take to change
a lightbulb? A: One, but just *try* to convince
th...Read the whole joke |
34 |
0 |
| 7 |
Zodiac jokes - 26102
- Q:
How many Taureans does it take to change
a lightbulb? A: None: Taureans
don't like to chang...Read the whole joke |
37 |
0 |
| 8 |
Zodiac jokes - 26103
- Q: How many Virgos does it take to
change a
lightbulb? A: Approximately 1.000000 with an error o...Read the whole joke |
37 |
0 |
| 9 |
Zodiac jokes - 26104
- Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a
lightbulb? A:
Let's see: One to spot the bulb, one t...Read the whole joke |
36 |
0 |
| 10 |
Zoo
jokes - 26305
- Starting his new job at the zoo, the eager young
zoo keeper
asked the Head keeper what he should...Read the whole joke |
35 |
0 |
| 11 |
Zoo jokes - 16884
- A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the
zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo...Read the whole joke |
75 |
0 |
| 12 |
Zoo jokes - 16885
- One day the zookeeper noticed that the orang-utang
was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin...Read the whole joke |
76 |
0 |
| 13 |
Zoo jokes - 16886
- The manager of a large city
zoo was drafting a
letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his ...Read the whole joke |
70 |
0 |
| 14 |
Zoo jokes - 16887
- Father and son standing outside the elephant's
cage in the Moscow
Zoo. Father tells son, "If we ...Read the whole joke |
75 |
0 |
| 15 |
Zoo jokes - 16888
- A man went to work for a zoo
veterinarian.
"Look in the lion's mouth," the vet told him.
"How d...Read the whole joke |
80 |
0 |
| 16 |
Zoo jokes - 26290
- Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?
One to get in and one to get out.
more Read the whole joke |
43 |
0 |
| 17 |
Zoo jokes - 26291
- I was in the zoo last week.
Really? Which cage
were you in?
more Read the whole joke |
46 |
0 |
| 18 |
Zoo jokes - 26292
- I took my son to the zoo yesterday.
Really,
did they accept him?
more Read the whole joke |
44 |
0 |
| 19 |
Zoo jokes - 26293
- Some vampires went to see Dracula. They
said,
"Drac, we want to open a zoo. Have you got any adv...Read the whole joke |
52 |
0 |
| 20 |
Zoo jokes - 26294
- Come on, Fred,
I'll take you to the zoo. If
the zoo wants me, let them come and get
me!
mor...Read the whole joke |
40 |
0 |
| 21 |
Zoo jokes - 26300
- Fred's class was taken to the Natural History
Museum in New York. "Did you enjoy yourself?" aske...Read the whole joke |
50 |
0 |
| 22 |
Zoo jokes - 26301
- Fred was definitely more than a bit dumb; when his
pal asked him how he
had enjoyed his day at t...Read the whole joke |
48 |
0 |
| 23 |
Zoo jokes - 26302
- There was this truck driver who had to
deliver
500 penguins to the state zoo. As he was driving ...Read the whole joke |
59 |
0 |
| 24 |
Zoo jokes - 26303
- The
Crist family worked at a zoo. Each year
they predicted the general luck and
overall mood o...Read the whole joke |
50 |
0 |
| 25 |
Zoo jokes - 26304
- A father and his small son were standing in front
of the tiger's
cage at the zoo.
Father was...Read the whole joke |
39 |
0 |
