| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Various animal jokes - 25598
- What's a pet's favorite
day?
...Saint Petrick's Day
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46 |
0 |
| 2 |
Various animal jokes - 25599
- What should you call a bald teddy ?
Fred bear !
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58 |
0 |
| 3 |
Various animal jokes - 25600
- What kind of money do polar bears use ?
Ice lolly !
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44 |
0 |
| 4 |
Various animal jokes - 25601
- A man takes his hamster to the vet, and
after a short look at the creature the vet pronounces it...Read the whole joke |
70 |
0 |
| 5 |
Various animal jokes - 25602
- Why do bears
have fur coats ?
Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !
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41 |
0 |
| 6 |
Various animal jokes - 25603
- What do you get if you cross
a
teddy bear with a pig ?
A teddy boar !
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48 |
0 |
| 7 |
Various animal jokes - 25604
- How do you hire a teddy bear?
Put
him on stilts !
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41 |
0 |
| 8 |
Various animal jokes - 25605
- Why is polar bear cheap to have as a
pet ?
It lives on ice !
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53 |
0 |
| 9 |
Various animal jokes - 25606
- What's a teddy bears favourite pasta ?
Tagliateddy !
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28 |
0 |
| 10 |
Various animal jokes - 25607
- What is a bear's favourite drink ?
Koka-Koala !
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28 |
0 |
| 11 |
Various animal jokes - 25608
- Why was the little bear so spoiled ?
Because its mother panda'd to its every whim !
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52 |
0 |
| 12 |
Various animal jokes - 25609
- What do you call a
big white bear
with a hole in his middle ?
A polo bear !
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43 |
0 |
| 13 |
Various animal jokes - 25610
- Why do polo bears like bald men ?
Because they have a great, white, bear place !
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31 |
0 |
| 14 |
Various animal jokes - 25611
- How do you start a teddy bear race ?
Ready, teddy, go !
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31 |
0 |
| 15 |
Various animal jokes - 25612
- What do polar bears have for lunch ?
Ice burger !
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26 |
0 |
| 16 |
Various animal jokes - 25613
- What do you get if you cross a grizzly
bear and a harp ?
A bear faced lyre !
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42 |
0 |
| 17 |
Various animal jokes - 25614
- What's yellow, comes from Peru, and is
completely unknown ?
Waterloo Bear, Paddington Bear's
...Read the whole joke |
58 |
0 |
| 18 |
Various animal jokes - 25615
- What do you get
if you cross a
skunk with a bear ?
Winnie the Pooh !
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52 |
0 |
| 19 |
Various animal jokes - 25616
- There's a guy who's hiking in the
woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree.
T...Read the whole joke |
58 |
0 |
| 20 |
Various animal jokes - 25617
- Two hikers are out hiking. All of a
sudden, a bear starts chasing them.
They climb a tree, but ...Read the whole joke |
30 |
0 |
| 21 |
Various animal jokes - 25618
- What do you call a lion wearing a
cravat and a flower
in its mane ?
A dandy lion !
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67 |
0 |
| 22 |
Various animal jokes - 25619
- Why do you never see zebras or
antelopes at Victoria
Station ?
Because it's a 'mane-lion' stat...Read the whole joke |
67 |
0 |
| 23 |
Various animal jokes - 25620
- What do you call a show full
of
lions ?
The mane event !
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47 |
0 |
| 24 |
Various animal jokes - 25621
- How does a leopard change its spots ?
When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !<...Read the whole joke |
47 |
0 |
| 25 |
Various animal jokes - 25622
- What
happened to the man who tried
to cross a lioin with a goat ?
He had to get a new goat !Read the whole joke |
50 |
0 |
