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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Time jokes - 25423
- One day a man met three beggars. To the first he
gave a dime, to the second a dime, and to the t...Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 2 |
Time jokes - 25424
- Why is the time in the USA behind that of England
?
Because England was discovered before the U...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 3 |
Time jokes - 25425
- Do you know the time
?
No, we haven't
met yet !
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6 |
0 |
| 4 |
Time jokes - 25426
- 1st Roman Soldier: What is the time ?
2nd
Roman Soldier: XX past VII !
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6 |
0 |
| 5 |
Time jokes - 25427
- While proudly showing off his new
apartment
to friends, a college student led the way into the d...Read the whole joke |
7 |
0 |
| 6 |
Time jokes - 25428
- A man with one watch knows what time it is.
A
man with two watches is never sure.
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3 |
0 |
| 7 |
Time jokes - 25429
- What dog can tell the time ?
A watch dog !
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3 |
0 |
| 8 |
Time jokes - 25430
- What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat
down
the street?
Five after one.
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9 |
0 |
| 9 |
Time jokes - 25431
- What time is it when your watchdog lets a robber
take
the family silver?
Time to get a new watc...Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
| 10 |
Time jokes - 25432
- When is the best time to go shopping?
When the
stores are open.
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3 |
0 |
| 11 |
Time jokes - 25448
- Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is
around?
Because time will tell.
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7 |
0 |
| 12 |
Time jokes - 25449
- Why couldn't the clock be kept in
jail?
Because time was always running out.
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3 |
0 |
| 13 |
Time jokes - 25450
- Why do people beat their clocks?
To kill
time.
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5 |
0 |
| 14 |
Time jokes - 25451
- If your watch is broken, why can't you go
fishing?
Because you don't have the time.
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3 |
0 |
| 15 |
Time jokes - 25452
- When do clocks die?
When their time is up.
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5 |
0 |
| 16 |
Travel and tourist jokes - 16844
- A man wrote a letter to a small
hotel in a Midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.
H...Read the whole joke |
10 |
0 |
| 17 |
Travel and tourist jokes - 16845
- A man was driving along
the
highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the middle of the road. He ...Read the whole joke |
7 |
0 |
| 18 |
Travel and tourist jokes - 16846
- A
fellow stopped at a rural gas
station and, after filling his tank, he
paid the bill and boug...Read the whole joke |
11 |
0 |
| 19 |
Travel and tourist jokes - 16847
- Walking through Chinatown, a tourist
is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, sign...Read the whole joke |
9 |
0 |
| 20 |
Travel and tourist jokes - 16848
- During my stay at an expensive hotel
in New York
City, I woke up in the middle of the night with...Read the whole joke |
9 |
0 |
| 21 |
Travel and tourist jokes - 25526
- A travel agent looked up from his
desk to see an older lady and an
older gentleman peering in t...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 22 |
Travel and tourist jokes - 25527
- There was some mix-up with a
woman's room. The
clerk (or whatever they are called on ships)
was...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 23 |
Travel and tourist jokes - 25528
- Someone -- always a man -- always
asks, "does the
ship run on generators?" The Cruise Director ...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 24 |
Travel and tourist jokes - 25529
- I got a call from a woman who
wanted to go
to Capetown.
started to explain the length of the fl...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
| 25 |
Travel and tourist jokes - 25530
- The frightened tourist: "Are
there any bats in this cave?"
The guide: "There were, but don't
...Read the whole joke |
2 |
0 |
