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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Police jokes - 24502
- What did the police
officer say to his
stomach?
I've got you under a vest.
more Read the whole joke |
54 |
0 |
| 2 |
Police jokes - 24503
- What nickname did the police give to the new
blonde woman police officer?
A fair cop.
more ...Read the whole joke |
37 |
0 |
| 3 |
Police jokes - 24504
- What nickname did the police give to the new
blonde woman
police officer?
A fair cop.
more ...Read the whole joke |
59 |
0 |
| 4 |
Police jokes - 24505
- "I'll have to report you, sir," said the
traffic cop
to the speeding driver. "You were doing 85 ...Read the whole joke |
61 |
0 |
| 5 |
Police jokes - 24506
- How can you tell if you are looking at a police
glow-worm?
He has a flashing light.
more Read the whole joke |
58 |
0 |
| 6 |
Police jokes - 24507
- Woman: Officer you must help. I've just
lost my wig.
Police officer: Certainly, ma'am, we'll c...Read the whole joke |
65 |
0 |
| 7 |
Police jokes - 24508
- Cop: Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you
back there?
Motorist: I thought you were saying ...Read the whole joke |
54 |
0 |
| 8 |
Police jokes - 24509
- Motorist: Why are you crying after giving me
that ticket?
Policeman: It was a moving violation.Read the whole joke |
51 |
0 |
| 9 |
Police jokes - 24510
- Police Chief: Why are you
putting handcuffs
on that building?
Officer: I'm making a house arres...Read the whole joke |
36 |
0 |
| 10 |
Police jokes - 24511
- Police Chief: Why did you arrest
that
doctor?
Officer: He was trying to take someone's pulse.Read the whole joke |
49 |
0 |
| 11 |
Police jokes - 24512
- Police Chief: Why
did you ticket the
computer?
Officer: It was speeding along the information h...Read the whole joke |
55 |
0 |
| 12 |
Police jokes - 24513
- Police Chief: Why did you tie a rope on that
criminal?
Officer: You ordered me to get a line on...Read the whole joke |
60 |
0 |
| 13 |
Police jokes - 24514
- Police Chief:
Why do you spend all your
time trying to hit flies?
Officer: You assigned me to t...Read the whole joke |
48 |
0 |
| 14 |
Police jokes - 24515
- Veronica was
practicing the piano when
suddenly there was a loud pounding on the
front door. S...Read the whole joke |
34 |
0 |
| 15 |
Police jokes - 24516
- Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?
The first knows how to read, the second knows how t...Read the whole joke |
62 |
0 |
| 16 |
Police jokes - 24517
- A man leaves a bar,
gets into his car and
drives away. 200 yards further he's stopped by a
pol...Read the whole joke |
60 |
0 |
| 17 |
Police jokes - 24518
- Lady:(standing in the middle of a busy street)
Officer, can you tell me how to get to the Hospit...Read the whole joke |
49 |
0 |
| 18 |
Political jokes - 16764
- Republicans say "Merry Christmas!"
Democrats say "Happy Holidays!"
more Read the whole joke |
58 |
0 |
| 19 |
Political jokes - 16765
- Republicans help the poor during
the
holidays by sending 50, one buck at a time, to panhandlers ...Read the whole joke |
64 |
0 |
| 20 |
Political jokes - 16766
- Democrats get back at the Republicans on
their Christmas list by
giving them fruitcakes.
Repub...Read the whole joke |
61 |
0 |
| 21 |
Political jokes - 16767
- Democrats let
their kids open all the
gifts on Christmas Eve.
Republicans make their kids wait...Read the whole joke |
56 |
0 |
| 22 |
Political jokes - 16768
- When
toasting the holidays, Republicans
ask for eggnog or mulled wine.
Democrats ask for a "Bu...Read the whole joke |
69 |
0 |
| 23 |
Political jokes - 24306
- When not in stores, Republicans shop from a
catalog.
Democrats watch for "incredible TV offers...Read the whole joke |
55 |
0 |
| 24 |
Political jokes - 24307
- Democrats do much of their shopping at
Target and Wal-Mart.
So do Republicans, but they don't ad...Read the whole joke |
36 |
0 |
| 25 |
Political jokes - 24308
- Republican parents have
no problem
buying toy guns for their kids.
Democrats refuse to do so. ...Read the whole joke |
56 |
0 |
