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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Monster jokes - 23775
- What do they have for lunch at Monster
School?
Human beans, boiled legs, pickled bunions and eyes...Read the whole joke |
47 |
0 |
| 2 |
Monster jokes - 23776
- What's the
hardest part of making monster
soup?
Stirring it.
more Read the whole joke |
33 |
0 |
| 3 |
Monster jokes - 23777
- FIRST MONSTER: Am I late for dinner?
SECOND MONSTER: Yes, everyone's been eaten.
more Read the whole joke |
32 |
0 |
| 4 |
Monster jokes - 23778
- FIRST MONSTER: I fancy
eating the city of
Hong Kong tonight. Care to join me?
SECOND MONSTER: ...Read the whole joke |
37 |
0 |
| 5 |
Monster jokes - 23779
- MONSTER MOTHER: How many times have I told you
not to eat with your fingers?
Use the spade lik...Read the whole joke |
38 |
0 |
| 6 |
Monster jokes - 23780
- Little monster: Mom I've finished.
Can I
leave the table?
Mommy monster: Yes, I'll save it for...Read the whole joke |
38 |
0 |
| 7 |
Monster jokes - 23781
- Little monster: Mom,
why can't we have
dustbins like everyone else?
Mother monster: Less talki...Read the whole joke |
40 |
0 |
| 8 |
Monster jokes - 23782
- Little monster:
Mom, Mom, what's for tea?
Mother monster: Shut up and get back in the microwav...Read the whole joke |
36 |
0 |
| 9 |
Monster jokes - 23783
- Mommy monster:
Don't eat that uranium.
Little monster: Why not?
Mommy monster: You'll get
...Read the whole joke |
37 |
0 |
| 10 |
Monster jokes - 23784
- What happened to Ray when he met the
man-eating monster?
He became an ex-Ray.
more Read the whole joke |
41 |
0 |
| 11 |
Monster jokes - 23785
- Waiter on ocean liner: Would you like the
menu,
sir?
Monster: No thanks, just bring me the pas...Read the whole joke |
42 |
0 |
| 12 |
Monster jokes - 23786
- Why did the
monster paint himself in
rainbow colors?
Because he wanted to hide in the crayon b...Read the whole joke |
42 |
0 |
| 13 |
Monster jokes - 23787
- Why was the big, hairy,
two-headed monster
top of the class at school?
Because two heads are b...Read the whole joke |
39 |
0 |
| 14 |
Monster jokes - 23788
- What can a monster do that you
can't do?
Count up to 25 on his fingers.
more Read the whole joke |
42 |
0 |
| 15 |
Monster jokes - 23789
- What aftershave do monsters wear?
Brute.
more Read the whole joke |
40 |
0 |
| 16 |
Monster jokes - 23790
- How did the world's tallest monster become
short overnight?
Someone stole all his money.
more...Read the whole joke |
34 |
0 |
| 17 |
Monster jokes - 23791
- What happened when the monster stole a
bottle of perfume?
He was convicted of fragrancy.
mo...Read the whole joke |
40 |
0 |
| 18 |
Monster jokes - 23792
- Did you hear about the monster who
sent
his picture to a lonely hearts club?
They sent it back...Read the whole joke |
37 |
0 |
| 19 |
Monster jokes - 23793
- Did you hear
about the monster who had an
extra pair of hands?
Where did he keep them?
In a ...Read the whole joke |
46 |
0 |
| 20 |
Monster jokes - 23794
- A monster walked into the council rent office
with a $5 note stuck in one ear and a $10 note in ...Read the whole joke |
46 |
0 |
| 21 |
Monster jokes - 23795
- Did you hear about the monster with
one
eye at the back of his head, and one at the front?
He ...Read the whole joke |
33 |
0 |
| 22 |
Monster jokes - 23796
- Why did the monster take a dead man for a
drive in his car?
Because he was a car-case.
more <...Read the whole joke |
39 |
0 |
| 23 |
Monster jokes - 23797
- Why did the monster drink ten liters of
antifreeze?
So that he didn't have to buy a winter coa...Read the whole joke |
38 |
0 |
| 24 |
Monster jokes - 23798
- What's the difference
between
Frankenstein and boiled potatoes?
You can't mash Frankenstein.Read the whole joke |
38 |
0 |
| 25 |
Monster jokes - 23799
- Why did Frankenstein's monster give up
boxing?
Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.
mo...Read the whole joke |
34 |
0 |
