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Money jokes - 23654
- Why did the hippie put his money in the
refrigerator?
He liked cold cash.
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| 2 |
Money jokes - 23655
- Why do wallets make so much noise?
Because
money talks.
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| 3 |
Money jokes - 23656
- How can you be sure you have counterfeit
money?
If it's a three-dollar bill, you can be sure.
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| 4 |
Money jokes - 23657
- If you take half from
a half dollar, what do
you have?
A dollar.
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| 5 |
Money jokes - 23658
- What lands as often on its tail as it does its
head?
A penny.
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| 6 |
Money jokes - 23659
- Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new
one?
An old ten dollar bill is better than a new...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
| 7 |
Money jokes - 23660
- How did rich people
get their money?
They
were calm and collected.
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| 8 |
Money jokes - 23661
- If you had a million dollars and gave away one
quarter, and another quarter, and then another qu...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
| 9 |
Money jokes - 23662
- Who makes a million dollars a day?
Someone
who works in a mint.
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| 10 |
Money jokes - 23663
- Why was the skunk arrested for
counterfeiting?
Because he gave out bad scents (cents).
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| 11 |
Money jokes - 23664
- If George Washington were
alive today, why
couldn't he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac?...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 12 |
Money jokes - 23665
- What dog has
money?
A bloodhound, because
he is always picking up scents (cents).
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| 13 |
Money jokes - 23666
- Why is someone who borrows money but does not
pay it all back like a football player?
Because s...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
| 14 |
Money jokes - 23667
- Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in
your pocket?
Because two halves make a whole (hole), ...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
| 15 |
Money jokes - 23668
- What is the quickest way to double your money
?
Fold it in half !
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0 |
| 16 |
Money jokes - 23669
- How do thunderstorms invest their
money?
-In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
| 17 |
Money jokes - 23670
- What did the pay
phone say when the quarter
got stuck inside it?
Money's tight these days!
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| 18 |
Money jokes - 23671
- A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and
asked what was wrong.
"Ohhh, it's my girlfriend."...Read the whole joke |
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| 19 |
Money jokes - 23672
- A couple was having a
discussion about
family finances. Finally the husband exploded, "If it
w...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
| 20 |
Money jokes - 23673
- Mother:
Why did you just swallow the money I
gave you ?
Son: Well you did say it was my lunch m...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 21 |
Money jokes - 23674
- Why was the struggling
mange seen shaking
the club cat ?
To see if there was any more money in ...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
| 22 |
Money jokes - 23675
- Q: What do you call
counterfeited German
currency?
A: Question marks.
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| 23 |
Money jokes - 23676
- Did you hear about the Wall Street investment
banker who won $10 million in the lottery?
He's ...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
| 24 |
Money jokes - 23677
- After years of scrimping and saving, a husband
told
his wife the good news:
"Honey, we've fina...Read the whole joke |
3 |
0 |
| 25 |
Money jokes - 23678
- Q:Why did the man put
his money in the
freezer?
A:('He wanted cold hard cash!')
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