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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Mental health jokes - 23439
- Patient: Doctor, my
wife thinks I'm
crazy because I like sausages.
Psychiatrist: Nonsense! I l...Read the whole joke |
52 |
0 |
| 2 |
Mental health jokes - 23440
- When the new patient was settled
comfortably on the couch,
the physiatrist began his therapy ses...Read the whole joke |
48 |
0 |
| 3 |
Mental health jokes - 23441
- In a psychiatrist's waiting room two
patients are having a conversation. One says to the other, ...Read the whole joke |
47 |
0 |
| 4 |
Mental health jokes - 23442
- A man who thinks he's George Washington
has been seeing a
psychiatrist. He finishes up one sessi...Read the whole joke |
36 |
0 |
| 5 |
Mental health jokes - 23443
- Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for
four years for treatment of the fear that he had monster...Read the whole joke |
52 |
0 |
| 6 |
Mental health jokes - 23444
- One behaviorist to another after
lovemaking:
"Darling, that was wonderful for you. How was it ...Read the whole joke |
48 |
0 |
| 7 |
Mental health jokes - 23445
- How do
you tell the difference
between the staff and the inmates at a
psychiatric hospital?
...Read the whole joke |
42 |
0 |
| 8 |
Mental health jokes - 23446
- Doctor, doctor, people tell me I'm a
wheelbarrow.
Don't let people push you around.
more Read the whole joke |
51 |
0 |
| 9 |
Mental health jokes - 23447
- Doctor, doctor, nobody understands
me.
What do you mean by that?
more Read the whole joke |
45 |
0 |
| 10 |
Mental health jokes - 23448
- Doctor, doctor, No one believes a word I
say.
Tell me the truth now, what's your REAL problem?<...Read the whole joke |
40 |
0 |
| 11 |
Mental health jokes - 23449
- Doctor, doctor,
people keep telling
me I'm ugly!
Lay on the couch, face down.
more Read the whole joke |
38 |
0 |
| 12 |
Mental health jokes - 23450
- Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a
spoon.
Sit there and don't stir.
more Read the whole joke |
39 |
0 |
| 13 |
Mental health jokes - 23451
- Doctor, doctor, I'm
manic-depressive.
Calm down. Cheer up. Clam down. Cheer up. Calm
more Read the whole joke |
40 |
0 |
| 14 |
Mental health jokes - 23452
- Doctor, doctor, I keep
trying to get
into fights.
And how long have you had this complaint?
Wh...Read the whole joke |
38 |
0 |
| 15 |
Mental health jokes - 23453
- Doctor, doctor, I can't concentrate,
one minute I'm ok, and the next minute, I'm blank!
And how...Read the whole joke |
41 |
0 |
| 16 |
Mental health jokes - 23454
- Doctor, doctor, I feel so short!
No
problem. Hop up on the couch.
more Read the whole joke |
42 |
0 |
| 17 |
Mental health jokes - 23455
- Doctor, doctor, I feel like a small
bucket.
You do look a little pail.
more Read the whole joke |
35 |
0 |
| 18 |
Mental health jokes - 23456
- Doctor, doctor, I've only got 59
seconds
to live.
Wait a minute please.
more Read the whole joke |
36 |
0 |
| 19 |
Mental health jokes - 23457
- Doctor, I have a ringing in my
ears.
Don't answer!
more Read the whole joke |
42 |
0 |
| 20 |
Mental health jokes - 23458
- Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm
under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with ...Read the whole joke |
36 |
0 |
| 21 |
Mental health jokes - 23459
- Doctor, Doctor,
I think I'm a
bridge.
What's come over you?
Oh, two cars, a large truck and ...Read the whole joke |
41 |
0 |
| 22 |
Mental health jokes - 23460
- How many psychologists does
it take
to change a light bulb?
None. The light bulb will change it...Read the whole joke |
40 |
0 |
| 23 |
Mental health jokes - 23461
- How many
psychologists does it take
to change a light bulb? Just one, but the
light bulb reall...Read the whole joke |
43 |
0 |
| 24 |
Mental health jokes - 23462
- How many psychologists does it
take
to change a light bulb? Just one, but it takes nine visits.<...Read the whole joke |
37 |
0 |
| 25 |
Mental health jokes - 23463
- How many psychiatrists does it take to
change a light bulb? "How long have you been having this ...Read the whole joke |
44 |
0 |
