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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Men jokes - 23394
- The difference
between men and women
A man
is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman...Read the whole joke |
46 |
0 |
| 2 |
Men jokes - 23395
- Why did God create men
first? Because we learn
from mistakes.
more Read the whole joke |
41 |
0 |
| 3 |
Men jokes - 23396
- What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon,
you and I need to clean up.
Your stuff is ly...Read the whole joke |
38 |
0 |
| 4 |
Men jokes - 23397
- A man parked his car at the supermarket and was
walking
past an empty cart when he heard a woman...Read the whole joke |
32 |
0 |
| 5 |
Men jokes - 23398
- QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men?
ANSWER: They come in five flavors.
more Read the whole joke |
38 |
0 |
| 6 |
Men jokes - 23399
- Men are like fine wine. They all
start out
like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them ...Read the whole joke |
44 |
0 |
| 7 |
Men jokes - 23400
- One Saturday afternoon, a man was sitting in his
lawn
chair drinking beer and watching his wife ...Read the whole joke |
39 |
0 |
| 8 |
Men jokes - 23401
- Wanting to lose weight, a woman placed a picture
of a shapely, pinup model in her refrigerator t...Read the whole joke |
44 |
0 |
| 9 |
Men jokes - 23402
- Q. How
are men like television
commercials?
A. You can't believe a word either one of them says...Read the whole joke |
39 |
0 |
| 10 |
Men jokes - 23403
- Q: Why is it dangerous to let your man's mind
wander?
A: It's too little to be out alone.
mo...Read the whole joke |
34 |
0 |
| 11 |
Men jokes - 23404
- Q: Why do men float better than
women?
A:
Because they are scum.
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38 |
0 |
| 12 |
Men jokes - 23405
- Q: What are the three types of men?
A: The
handsome, the caring, and the majority.
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39 |
0 |
| 13 |
Men jokes - 23406
- Men are like coffee.
The best ones are rich,
hot and can keep you up all night.
more Read the whole joke |
37 |
0 |
| 14 |
Men jokes - 23407
- Men are
like computers.
Hard to figure out
and never enough memory.
more Read the whole joke |
38 |
0 |
| 15 |
Men jokes - 23408
- Men are like coolers.
Load them with beer and
you can take them anywhere.
more Read the whole joke |
46 |
0 |
| 16 |
Men jokes - 23409
- Men are like
chocolate bars.
Sweet, smooth
and they usually head right for your hips.
more <...Read the whole joke |
36 |
0 |
| 17 |
Men jokes - 23410
- Men are like
power tools.
They make a lot
of noise, but it's hard to get them to work.
more ...Read the whole joke |
39 |
0 |
| 18 |
Men jokes - 23411
- Men are like remote controls.
Simple. Easy to
use. And usually lying around a TV.
more Read the whole joke |
35 |
0 |
| 19 |
Men jokes - 23412
- Men are like shag
carpets.
Soft, fuzzy and
extremely easy to walk on.
more Read the whole joke |
38 |
0 |
| 20 |
Men jokes - 23413
- Men are like vacuum
cleaners.
They're not
much fun, but at least you get to push them around.Read the whole joke |
42 |
0 |
| 21 |
Men jokes - 23414
- Men
are like road kill.
They usually just
lie around until they start to smell.
more Read the whole joke |
41 |
0 |
| 22 |
Men jokes - 23415
- Men are like
soap operas.
They're fun to
watch, but don't believe everything you hear.
more ...Read the whole joke |
31 |
0 |
| 23 |
Men jokes - 23416
- Men are like pillows.
Eventually, even the best
ones get soft and lumpy.
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40 |
0 |
| 24 |
Men jokes - 23417
- Men are like old
car tires.
Balding, full
of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.
mo...Read the whole joke |
42 |
0 |
| 25 |
Men jokes - 23418
- Men are
like plastic wrap.
Cheap. Clingy.
And very easy to see through.
more Read the whole joke |
48 |
0 |
