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Title |
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| 1 |
Insect jokes - 22445
- Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he
stepped on an ant?
A: "Dead ant, Dead Ant ... Dead ant...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 2 |
Insect jokes - 22446
- How do fireflies lose weight?
They burn
calories.
more Read the whole joke |
7 |
0 |
| 3 |
Insect jokes - 22447
- One ant was running across an unopened box of
crackers and urging another to speed up. "But why ...Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
| 4 |
Internet jokes - 16667
- What kind of doctor fixes broken
websites?
A URLologist.
more Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
| 5 |
Internet jokes - 16668
- Q: How many internet mail list subscribers
does it take
to change a light bulb?
A: Exactly five...Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
| 6 |
Internet jokes - 16669
- What's O. J. Simpson's Internet
address?
Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
m...Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
| 7 |
Internet jokes - 16670
- Can you show me how to
use the
Internet?
I'd better - otherwise you'll just go round and round ...Read the whole joke |
11 |
0 |
| 8 |
Internet jokes - 16671
- Do you want some help using the Internet,
son?
No thanks, Dad, I can muck it up all by myself.Read the whole joke |
7 |
0 |
| 9 |
Internet jokes - 22448
- Does your mum like shopping on the
Internet?
No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the com...Read the whole joke |
12 |
0 |
| 10 |
Internet jokes - 22449
- How do you
find white shirts on the
Internet?
Use a starch engine.
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9 |
0 |
| 11 |
Internet jokes - 22450
- How does the vicar explore the
Internet?
With the church mouse.
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4 |
0 |
| 12 |
Internet jokes - 22451
- I hear you've been tracing your ancestors on
the internet...
Yes - and it's a mammoth task!
...Read the whole joke |
9 |
0 |
| 13 |
Internet jokes - 22452
- I hope you're not one of those
pupils
who spends all day on the Net and doesn't get any exercise...Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
| 14 |
Internet jokes - 22453
- I never thought that the Internet was very
useful, but now I've changed my mind.
Let's hope you...Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
| 15 |
Internet jokes - 22454
- I
see you've got your bill for using the
Internet
Yes, and my dad's really going to get the hum...Read the whole joke |
13 |
0 |
| 16 |
Internet jokes - 22455
- I use the internet
to tell me what the
weather's like.
How do you do that?
I carry my laptop o...Read the whole joke |
10 |
0 |
| 17 |
Internet jokes - 22456
- Since you've discovered the Internet, you
don't pay any attention to
me!
Who said that?
more...Read the whole joke |
7 |
0 |
| 18 |
Internet jokes - 22457
- So what exactly can I learn on the
Internet?
Anything you like - it can even teach you to talk li...Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
| 19 |
Internet jokes - 22458
- Teacher: Don't forget to check the Internet
if you have trouble with your homework questions.
P...Read the whole joke |
9 |
0 |
| 20 |
Internet jokes - 22459
- Teacher: What are the four
elements?
Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet.
Teacher: What d...Read the whole joke |
7 |
0 |
| 21 |
Internet jokes - 22460
- What do you call someone who spends 24 hours
a day on the Internet?
Anything you like, they're no...Read the whole joke |
10 |
0 |
| 22 |
Internet jokes - 22461
- Where does
the Internet football team
play?
Webley.
more Read the whole joke |
9 |
0 |
| 23 |
Internet jokes - 22462
- Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the
Internet?
Because they can't stop saving their work.
more...Read the whole joke |
9 |
0 |
| 24 |
Internet jokes - 22463
- Why do you think your report should be on the
net?
Because my marks are all 'E's.
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8 |
0 |
| 25 |
Internet jokes - 22464
- You're a big Internet fan aren't
you?
Yes - it's becoming a habit!
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6 |
0 |
