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Insect jokes - 22421
- Boy: What's the biggest ant in the
world?
Girl: My Aunt
Boy: No, it's an elephant.
Girl: Yo...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
| 2 |
Insect jokes - 22422
- What do you call an ant with
frog's legs?
An antphibian.
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| 3 |
Insect jokes - 22423
- Why don't anteaters get sick?
Because
they're full of anty-bodies !
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59 |
0 |
| 4 |
Insect jokes - 22424
- What do you call a scruffy,
lazy ant?
Decadant.
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60 |
0 |
| 5 |
Insect jokes - 22425
- What do you call a stupid ant?
Antwerp.
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59 |
0 |
| 6 |
Insect jokes - 22426
- What are ants called when they run away very
fast to get
married?
Ant-elopers.
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61 |
0 |
| 7 |
Insect jokes - 22427
- Where do you take a sick wasp?
To
waspital.
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51 |
0 |
| 8 |
Insect jokes - 22428
- What is the wasps' favorite song?
Just a
Spoonful of Sugar.
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60 |
0 |
| 9 |
Insect jokes - 22429
- Surveyor: This house is a ruin. I wonder
what stops it from falling down.
Owner: I think the w...Read the whole joke |
62 |
0 |
| 10 |
Insect jokes - 22430
- How do fireflies start
a race?
Ready,
steady, glow!
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0 |
| 11 |
Insect jokes - 22431
- What do you get if you cross a moth with a
firefly?
An insect that can find its way around a d...Read the whole joke |
68 |
0 |
| 12 |
Insect jokes - 22432
- If a flea and a
fly pass each other what
time is it?
Fly past flea.
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0 |
| 13 |
Insect jokes - 22433
- A flea jumped over the swinging doors of a
saloon, drank three whiskeys and jumped out again. He...Read the whole joke |
74 |
0 |
| 14 |
Insect jokes - 22434
- How do you make a moth bawl?
Hit him with a
fly swatter.
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57 |
0 |
| 15 |
Insect jokes - 22435
- What insect lives on nothing?
A moth,
because it eats holes.
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61 |
0 |
| 16 |
Insect jokes - 22436
- Which fly captured the ladybird?
The
dragon-fly.
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53 |
0 |
| 17 |
Insect jokes - 22437
- Why was the ladybird kicked out of the forest?
Because she was a litter bug.
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65 |
0 |
| 18 |
Insect jokes - 22438
- What do you call A Tale of Two Mosquitoes?
A bite-time story.
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61 |
0 |
| 19 |
Insect jokes - 22439
- Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one
mosquito?
Because an itch in time saves nine.
mo...Read the whole joke |
74 |
0 |
| 20 |
Insect jokes - 22440
- Why are mosquitoes annoying?
Because they
get under your skin.
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63 |
0 |
| 21 |
Insect jokes - 22441
- What did one mosquito say to
another when
they came out of the cinema?
Fancy a bite?
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75 |
0 |
| 22 |
Insect jokes - 22442
- Two mosquitoes were buzzing round when they saw
a
drunken man.
One said to the other, "You bit...Read the whole joke |
71 |
0 |
| 23 |
Insect jokes - 22443
- A mother moth was telling her baby moth off
saying, "If you don't eat all your cotton, you won't...Read the whole joke |
72 |
0 |
| 24 |
Insect jokes - 22444
- How can you make a moth ball ?
Hit it with
a fly swatter.
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65 |
0 |
| 25 |
Insect jokes - 22445
- Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he
stepped on an ant?
A: "Dead ant, Dead Ant ... Dead ant...Read the whole joke |
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