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| 1 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21780
- A man arrives at the gates of heaven.
St.
Peter asks, "Religion?"
The man says,
"Methodist....Read the whole joke |
90 |
0 |
| 2 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21781
- There once was a rich man who
was
near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard ...Read the whole joke |
73 |
0 |
| 3 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21782
- A famous professor of surgery died and
went to heaven. At the
pearly gate he was asked by the ga...Read the whole joke |
74 |
0 |
| 4 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21783
- President Clinton died and knocked at
the
Pearly Gates. "Who goes there?" inquired St. Peter.
...Read the whole joke |
72 |
0 |
| 5 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21784
- One day while walking down the street
a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by ...Read the whole joke |
71 |
0 |
| 6 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21785
- Three people die, a Doctor a school
teacher
and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly ...Read the whole joke |
66 |
0 |
| 7 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21786
- Two Irish friends
greeted each
other while waiting their turn at the bank window. "This
remind...Read the whole joke |
70 |
0 |
| 8 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21787
- It seems three Irishmen, Sean, Michael
and Tim, passed over at
the same time. Upon encountering ...Read the whole joke |
74 |
0 |
| 9 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21788
- So this trumpet player dies. When he
reaches is
everlasting reward, the guy in the robe says, "Y...Read the whole joke |
91 |
0 |
| 10 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21789
- Three men die and go to heaven and
queue to meet St. Peter.
St. Peter: Hi, what's your
name...Read the whole joke |
73 |
0 |
| 11 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21790
- This 85 year old couple, having been
married almost 60
years, had died in a car crash. They had ...Read the whole joke |
58 |
0 |
| 12 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21791
- St Peter is standing at heaven's gate
when a man walks
up.
"Welcome to heaven my son. What di...Read the whole joke |
69 |
0 |
| 13 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21792
- A priest and a taxi driver both died
and went to heaven. St. Peter
was at the Pearly gates waiti...Read the whole joke |
59 |
0 |
| 14 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21793
- A cat and a mouse died on the same
day and went up to Heaven. At the top they met God and he ask...Read the whole joke |
51 |
0 |
| 15 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21794
- A religious man is on top of a roof
during a great flood. A man comes by in a boat and says "get...Read the whole joke |
60 |
0 |
| 16 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21795
- Three college football coaches were
flying across the country when their airplane crashed and al...Read the whole joke |
49 |
0 |
| 17 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21796
- An accountant dies and
goes to
Heaven. He is met by St Peter who goes through the usual
ques...Read the whole joke |
44 |
0 |
| 18 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21797
- In Heaven:
The cooks are
French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The love...Read the whole joke |
65 |
0 |
| 19 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21798
- A Director arrives below and is met by
Satan
who shows him around. Turns out that Hell is a giga...Read the whole joke |
61 |
0 |
| 20 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21799
- Morty the producer dies and goes to
purgatory. The agent behind the counter says "So Morty, what...Read the whole joke |
62 |
0 |
| 21 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21800
- A doctor, an engineer, and a
fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates.
The doctor said how...Read the whole joke |
55 |
0 |
| 22 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21801
- Q. Why do only 10% of men make it to
heaven?
A. Because if they all went, it would be Hell.
mo...Read the whole joke |
54 |
0 |
| 23 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21802
- A cattleman from West
Texas died &
went on to the Great
Beyond. As he approached the great gat...Read the whole joke |
57 |
0 |
| 24 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21803
- Jay:
Does the Bible say that if
you smoke you can't get to
heaven?
Ted: No, but the more you s...Read the whole joke |
67 |
0 |
| 25 |
Heaven and hell jokes - 21804
- Why did the angel lose her job?
She had harp failure.
more Read the whole joke |
63 |
0 |
