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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21682 - How much for a haircut?
Barber:
Fifteen dollars.
How much for a shave?
Barber: Ten dollars. ...Read the whole joke |
10 |
0 |
| 2 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21683 - What's a barber's favourite kind of
holiday?
Cruising on a clipper. more Read the whole joke |
10 |
0 |
| 3 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21684 - Why does a barber never shave a man with
a
wooden leg?
Because he always uses a razor. more...Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
| 4 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21685 - Barber: Your hair is getting grey,
Sir.
Customer: I'm not surprised - hurry up, will you? mo...Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
| 5 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21686 - Barber: And how
old are you, little
man?
Fred: Eight.
Barber: And do you want a haircut?
F...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 6 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21687 - My barber is a specialist in road map
shaves.
How come?
When he's finished, your face is ful...Read the whole joke |
10 |
0 |
| 7 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21688 - Barber: Were
you wearing a red scarf
when you came in? Customer: No.
Barber: Oh dear! Then I m...Read the whole joke |
10 |
0 |
| 8 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21689 - Doctor, Doctor my
hair keeps falling
out, can you give me anything to keep it in ?
Yes, here is...Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |
| 9 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21690 - Why did the bald man go outside ?
To
get some fresh hair ! more Read the whole joke |
9 |
0 |
| 10 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21691 - When can you dive in a swimming pool and
not
get your hair wet ?
When your bald ! more Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
| 11 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21692 - Janet came home from school and asked
her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair la...Read the whole joke |
9 |
0 |
| 12 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21693 - Teacher: I see
you don't cut your
hair any longer.
Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter. more Read the whole joke |
7 |
0 |
| 13 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21694 - Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair
all down her back.
Harry: Pity it's not on her head! m...Read the whole joke |
7 |
0 |
| 14 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21695 - Is that your face or are you
wearing
your hair back to front today? more Read the whole joke |
13 |
0 |
| 15 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21696 - What do you get if you cross a
hairdresser with a werewolf?
A monster with an all-over perm.Read the whole joke |
15 |
0 |
| 16 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21697 - Customer: Couldn't you see I was going
bald?
Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me.Read the whole joke |
4 |
0 |
| 17 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21698 - Customer: Why did
you take off so
much hair?
Barber: I didn't, nature beat me to it. more Read the whole joke |
10 |
0 |
| 18 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21699 - Customer: Why doesn't my
hairline
look good?
Barber: It's on the same old head. more Read the whole joke |
12 |
0 |
| 19 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21700 - Customer: Why is my hairline
receding?
Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing. more Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
| 20 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21701 - Karen: Have you noticed
that Daddy
is getting taller ?
Sharon: No, why ?
Karen: His head is st...Read the whole joke |
11 |
0 |
| 21 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21702 - Who never gets his hair wet in the
shower? A bald man. more Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
| 22 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21703 - What do you call a high-priced barber
shop?
A clip joint. more Read the whole joke |
8 |
0 |
| 23 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21704 - For what person do all men take off
their hats?
The barber. more Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
| 24 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21705 - If the Pilgrims came over on the
Mayflower, how did the
barbers arrive?
On clipper ships. mo...Read the whole joke |
6 |
0 |
| 25 |
Hair and bald jokes - 21706 - How can you avoid falling hair?
Get
out of the way. more Read the whole joke |
5 |
0 |