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Gorilla jokes - 21579
- What does a Gorilla attorney study?
The Law
of the jungle!
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| 2 |
Gorilla jokes - 21580
- What does a Gorilla learn first in
school?
The Apey-cees!
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42 |
0 |
| 3 |
Gorilla jokes - 21581
- What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a
pretty
girl?
I can't help it - she brings out the ...Read the whole joke |
41 |
0 |
| 4 |
Gorilla jokes - 21582
- What gives a gorilla good taste?
Four years
in an Ivy League school!
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43 |
0 |
| 5 |
Gorilla jokes - 21583
- What happened when the Ape won
the door
prize?
He didn't take it - he already had a door!
mo...Read the whole joke |
43 |
0 |
| 6 |
Gorilla jokes - 21584
- What happens if you cross
a parrot with a
Gorilla?
Nobody is sure, but if it opened its mouth t...Read the whole joke |
46 |
0 |
| 7 |
Gorilla jokes - 21585
- What happens if you cross an Ape with an
octopus?
You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!
mor...Read the whole joke |
48 |
0 |
| 8 |
Gorilla jokes - 21586
- What happens when you throw
one banana to
two hungry Apes?
A banana split!
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41 |
0 |
| 9 |
Gorilla jokes - 21587
- What is the Ape monster's name?
Godzilla
Gorilla!
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49 |
0 |
| 10 |
Gorilla jokes - 21588
- What political party entices most
Gorillas?
The Treepublican Party!
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43 |
0 |
| 11 |
Gorilla jokes - 21589
- What would happen if you crossed Magilla
Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?
It would drink the brand...Read the whole joke |
41 |
0 |
| 12 |
Gorilla jokes - 21590
- What's black, brown and white, black, brown
and white, brown and
white, etc.?
A Gorilla riding ...Read the whole joke |
42 |
0 |
| 13 |
Gorilla jokes - 21591
- What's black, hairy, and writes
under
water?
A ball-point gorilla!
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41 |
0 |
| 14 |
Gorilla jokes - 21592
- What's hairy and flies through the
air?
Jonathan Livingstone Gorilla!
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44 |
0 |
| 15 |
Gorilla jokes - 21593
- When did the Gorillas start to picket
the
cookie factory?
The day they started to manufacture a...Read the whole joke |
45 |
0 |
| 16 |
Gorilla jokes - 21594
- When the
lumberjacks sawed down the tree,
where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost
branch...Read the whole joke |
42 |
0 |
| 17 |
Gorilla jokes - 21595
- Where did the
Gorilla play baseball?
In
the bush leagues,of course!
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42 |
0 |
| 18 |
Gorilla jokes - 21596
- Which author do the Gorillas love
most?
Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'
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0 |
| 19 |
Gorilla jokes - 21597
- Which book makes prudish Gorillas
blush?
The Naked Ape!
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43 |
0 |
| 20 |
Gorilla jokes - 21598
- Which city holds the record for the most
suicides
committed by a Gorilla jumping off a tall
bu...Read the whole joke |
46 |
0 |
| 21 |
Gorilla jokes - 21599
- Which drink makes a Gorilla feel tipsy?
An
ape-ricot sour!
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45 |
0 |
| 22 |
Gorilla jokes - 21600
- Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?
A
fiend in need is a fiend indeed!
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41 |
0 |
| 23 |
Gorilla jokes - 21601
- Which operetta make the Gorilla
crack
up?
Nutty Marietta!
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41 |
0 |
| 24 |
Gorilla jokes - 21602
- Which song title makes an Ape
heartsick?
Gorilla My Dreams!
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43 |
0 |
| 25 |
Gorilla jokes - 21603
- Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from
another
animal when it gets romantic?
The bear hug!<...Read the whole joke |
49 |
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