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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Food jokes - 21343
- What is the title of the new Vietnamamese
cookbook ?
100 way to wok your dog.
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75 |
0 |
| 2 |
Food jokes - 21344
- What's red and invisible?
No
tomatoes.
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68 |
0 |
| 3 |
Food jokes - 21345
- Why did the grape cross the road?
To get
away from the grapefruit.
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84 |
0 |
| 4 |
Food jokes - 21346
- What's the difference between a homeless and a
pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
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96 |
0 |
| 5 |
Food jokes - 21347
- What ghost is handy in the
kitchen?
A
recipe spook.
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61 |
0 |
| 6 |
Food jokes - 21348
- I'd say he was spineless.
Yes, about as
spineless as cooked spaghetti.
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61 |
0 |
| 7 |
Food jokes - 21349
- What sort of soup do
skeletons like?
One
with plenty of body in it.
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90 |
0 |
| 8 |
Food jokes - 21350
- How do you make gold soup?
Put 14 carrots in
it.
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72 |
0 |
| 9 |
Food jokes - 21351
- Don't eat the cookies so fast they'll keep.
I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I ...Read the whole joke |
77 |
0 |
| 10 |
Food jokes - 21352
- What are apricots?
Where monkeys sleep.
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83 |
0 |
| 11 |
Food jokes - 21353
- What's the best day to eat bacon?
Fry-day.
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72 |
0 |
| 12 |
Food jokes - 21354
- What is small, furry and smells like bacon?
A
hamster.
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67 |
0 |
| 13 |
Food jokes - 21355
- What's the difference between a biscuit and a
monster?
You can dip a biscuit in your tea, but a ...Read the whole joke |
56 |
0 |
| 14 |
Food jokes - 21356
- Why did the biscuit cry?
Because its mother
had been a wafer so long.
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58 |
0 |
| 15 |
Food jokes - 21357
- Have you got any broken
biscuits?
Yes, I
have.
Well, you shouldn't be so clumsy!
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62 |
0 |
| 16 |
Food jokes - 21358
- What did the biscuit say when it
saw two
friends knocked down?
Crumbs!
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63 |
0 |
| 17 |
Food jokes - 21359
- Why did your brother give up his job in the
biscuit factory?
Because he went crackers.
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53 |
0 |
| 18 |
Food jokes - 21360
- Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking I'm a
slice
of bread.
Doctor: You've got to stop loafing aroun...Read the whole joke |
62 |
0 |
| 19 |
Food jokes - 21361
- Did you hear about the teacher who was trying to
instil good table manners in her girls?
She t...Read the whole joke |
66 |
0 |
| 20 |
Food jokes - 21362
- They say she has a sharp tongue.
Yes, she can
slice bread with it.
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61 |
0 |
| 21 |
Food jokes - 21363
- Have you heard the story about the
loaf of
bread?
No.
Oh, crumbs.
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67 |
0 |
| 22 |
Food jokes - 21364
- Why can't you make bread like my mother?
I
would if you could make dough like your father!
mo...Read the whole joke |
65 |
0 |
| 23 |
Food jokes - 21365
- What looks just
like half a loaf of bread?
Its other half.
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60 |
0 |
| 24 |
Food jokes - 21366
- Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are
we running so fast?" asked one.
"Because," sai...Read the whole joke |
66 |
0 |
| 25 |
Food jokes - 21367
- Two flies were on a cornflakes packet. "Why are
we running so
fast?" asked one.
"Because," sai...Read the whole joke |
66 |
0 |
