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1 Elephant jokes - 20776
- What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep ? Trunkquilizers !
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2 Elephant jokes - 20777
- A boy with an elephant on his head went to see a doctor. The doctor said, "You know you really n...Read the whole joke
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3 Elephant jokes - 20778
- What kind of elephants live in Antartica ? Cold ones !
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4 Elephant jokes - 20779
- Why do elephants have trunks ? Because they would look silly carrying suitcases !
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5 Elephant jokes - 20780
- How do you fit five elephants into a car ? Two in the front, two in the back and the other in t...Read the whole joke
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6 Elephant jokes - 20781
- How does an elephant get out of a small car ? The same way that he got in !
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7 Elephant jokes - 20782
- Why did the elephant cross the road ? Because the chicken was having a day off !
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8 Elephant jokes - 20783
- What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn't pay his bill ? "Pack your trunk and...Read the whole joke
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9 Elephant jokes - 20784
- How do you get an elephant into a matchbox ? Take all the matches out first !
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10 Elephant jokes - 20785
- What did the grape say when the elephant stood on it ? Nothing, it just let out a little wine !...Read the whole joke
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11 Elephant jokes - 20786
- How can you tell if there is an elephant in your dessert ? You get very lumpy ice cream !
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12 Elephant jokes - 20787
- Why are elephants wiser than chickens ? Have you ever heard of Kentucky Fried Elephant ?!
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13 Elephant jokes - 20788
- Why do elephants eat raw food ? Because they don't know how to cook !
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14 Elephant jokes - 20789
- Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet ? He wrecked three cars, a bus and ...Read the whole joke
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15 Elephant jokes - 20790
- Why did the elephant eat the candle ? For light refreshment !
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16 Elephant jokes - 20791
- When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ? When it's a baby elephant !
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17 Elephant jokes - 20792
- How do you know that peanuts are fattening ? Have you ever seen a skinny elephant ?
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18 Elephant jokes - 20793
- What do you call an elephant that can't do sums ? Dumbo !
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19 Elephant jokes - 20794
- Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."? Bert:"W...Read the whole joke
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20 Elephant jokes - 20795
- Why do elephants do well in school ? Because they have a lot of grey matter !
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21 Elephant jokes - 20796
- Teacher:"To which family does the elephant belong ?" Pupil:"I don't know, nobody I know owns on...Read the whole joke
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22 Elephant jokes - 20797
- Teacher: "Name six wild animals" Pupil:"Four elephants and two lions !"
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23 Elephant jokes - 20798
- Teacher: "Where would you find an elephant ?" Pupil:"You don't have to find them, they're too b...Read the whole joke
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24 Elephant jokes - 20799
- Tarzan was tired when he came home. "What have you been doing", asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of e...Read the whole joke
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25 Elephant jokes - 20800
- What is the easy way to get a wild elephant ? Get a tame one and annoy it !
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