| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19798
- This elderly Newfoundland
fisherman
is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. "W...Read the whole joke |
91 |
0 |
| 2 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19799
- Phoning the florist to order some
flowers for her lover's funeral, woman was caught off guard wh...Read the whole joke |
97 |
0 |
| 3 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19800
- Question: What
did the dead raccoon
say in his will?
Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."
more Read the whole joke |
79 |
0 |
| 4 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19801
- A man was sitting in the electric
chair. The executioner said, "Look, I'm sorry but I'm going to...Read the whole joke |
88 |
0 |
| 5 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19802
- Why do cemeteries have fences around
them?
Because people are dying to get in.
more Read the whole joke |
85 |
0 |
| 6 |
Dentist jokes - 16532
- A dentist, after completing work on a patient,
came to him begging.
Dentist: Could you help m...Read the whole joke |
81 |
0 |
| 7 |
Dentist jokes - 16533
- A patient came to
his dentist with problems
with his teeth.
Patient: Doctor, I have yellow te...Read the whole joke |
67 |
0 |
| 8 |
Dentist jokes - 16534
- Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth,
but don't worry it will take just five minutes.
Patie...Read the whole joke |
60 |
0 |
| 9 |
Dentist jokes - 16535
- "I came in to
make an appointment with the
dentist." said the man to the receptionist.
"I'm s...Read the whole joke |
64 |
0 |
| 10 |
Dentist jokes - 16536
- A husband and wife entered the
dentist's
office. The husband said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don...Read the whole joke |
41 |
0 |
| 11 |
Dentist jokes - 19803
- Dentist begging the patient: Could you help
me?
Could you give out a few of your loudest, most p...Read the whole joke |
62 |
0 |
| 12 |
Dentist jokes - 19804
- Patient: "It must be
tough spending all
day with your hands in someone's mouth."
Dentist: "I ju...Read the whole joke |
87 |
0 |
| 13 |
Dentist jokes - 19805
- "I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge
you hundred dollars for
pulling your boy's tooth....Read the whole joke |
84 |
0 |
| 14 |
Dentist jokes - 19806
- What does
the dentist of the year get?...A
little plaque.
more Read the whole joke |
88 |
0 |
| 15 |
Dentist jokes - 19807
- Why did the dentist
make a poor date with
the manicurist?
Because they fought both tooth and na...Read the whole joke |
87 |
0 |
| 16 |
Dentist jokes - 19808
- How many dentists does it take to change a
light bulb?
Three. One to administer the anaesthetic...Read the whole joke |
96 |
0 |
| 17 |
Dentist jokes - 19809
- What did the
werewolf eat after he'd had
his teeth taken out?
The dentist.
more Read the whole joke |
72 |
0 |
| 18 |
Dentist jokes - 19810
- Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking
monster
and I keep needing to eat doctors.
Doctor...Read the whole joke |
103 |
0 |
| 19 |
Dentist jokes - 19811
- Fred's mother was on the
telephone to the
boy's dentist. "I don't understand it," she
complain...Read the whole joke |
88 |
0 |
| 20 |
Dentist jokes - 19812
- Nigel: You said
the school dentist would
be painless, but he wasn't.
Teacher: Did he hurt you?...Read the whole joke |
77 |
0 |
| 21 |
Dentist jokes - 19813
- Why are you laughing?
My dentist just
pulled one of my teeth out. I don't see much to laugh
ab...Read the whole joke |
92 |
0 |
| 22 |
Dentist jokes - 19814
- As the judge said to the dentist: Do you
swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth, and nothing b...Read the whole joke |
73 |
0 |
| 23 |
Dentist jokes - 19815
- Why was the man arrested for looking at sets
of dentures in a dentist's
window?
Because it was...Read the whole joke |
83 |
0 |
| 24 |
Dentist jokes - 19816
- Who has
the most dangerous job in
Transylvania?
Dracula's dentist.
more Read the whole joke |
75 |
0 |
| 25 |
Dentist jokes - 19817
- I'm suffering from bad breath
You should
do something about it!
I did.
I just sent my wife to...Read the whole joke |
75 |
0 |
