| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19772
- "Why are you crying Fred?" asked the
teacher. "
'Cos my parrot died last night. I washed it in ...Read the whole joke |
75 |
0 |
| 2 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19773
- Doctor, doctor, I'm at death's door!
Don't worry, Mrs Jenkins. An operation will soon pull you
...Read the whole joke |
71 |
0 |
| 3 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19774
- What kind of ghosts haunt operating
theatres?
Surgical spirits.
more Read the whole joke |
54 |
0 |
| 4 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19775
- How do you make a Venetian
blind?
Poke him in the eye
more Read the whole joke |
65 |
0 |
| 5 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19776
- My brother's a professional boxer.
Heavyweight ?
No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to d...Read the whole joke |
66 |
0 |
| 6 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19777
- A monster and a zombie went into a
funeral home. 'I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of min...Read the whole joke |
74 |
0 |
| 7 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19778
- If a woman is born in Italy, grows up
in
England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is...Read the whole joke |
66 |
0 |
| 8 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19779
- Vampire 1: "I once went so long without
fresh blood that I
nearly died."
Vampire 2: "How awful...Read the whole joke |
67 |
0 |
| 9 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19780
- I've been e-mailing William
Shakespeare.
William Shakespeare's dead, silly.
No wonder he hasn't ...Read the whole joke |
76 |
0 |
| 10 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19781
- What is the last thing you eat before
you die?
You bite the dust.
more Read the whole joke |
63 |
0 |
| 11 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19783
- What is posthumous work ?
Something
written by someone after they are dead !
more Read the whole joke |
60 |
0 |
| 12 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19784
- Why did the cowboy
die with his
boots on ?
Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicke...Read the whole joke |
76 |
0 |
| 13 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19785
- When a knight in armour was killed in
battle, what sign did they put on
his grave ?
Rust in pea...Read the whole joke |
73 |
0 |
| 14 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19786
- Why was George Washington buried at
Mount Vernon ?
Because he was dead !
more Read the whole joke |
58 |
0 |
| 15 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19787
- What are you doing?
I'm trying to
call Washington!
Oh, haven't you heard? He's dead!
more <...Read the whole joke |
72 |
0 |
| 16 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19788
- Waiter, there's a fly in my soup
!
Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them !
more Read the whole joke |
61 |
0 |
| 17 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19789
- Q: What is the
definition of
Death?
A: When you stop paying taxes suddenly.
more Read the whole joke |
58 |
0 |
| 18 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19790
- Three weeks after her wedding
day,
Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and...Read the whole joke |
78 |
0 |
| 19 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19791
- There was a great loss today in the
entertainment world. The
man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey...Read the whole joke |
76 |
0 |
| 20 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19792
- A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal
raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the stre...Read the whole joke |
85 |
0 |
| 21 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19793
- "Do you
believe in life after
death?" the boss asked one of his employees.
"Yes, Sir," the ne...Read the whole joke |
83 |
0 |
| 22 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19794
- A chap went up to the counter in the
library
and said, "Have you got any books about committing ...Read the whole joke |
81 |
0 |
| 23 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19795
- Teacher: What can you tell me about the
Dead Sea?
Pupil: Dead ?, I didn't even know he was sick !...Read the whole joke |
82 |
0 |
| 24 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19796
- A man is fibbing
away about how
great things are in his country. Finally, he starts
describing...Read the whole joke |
82 |
0 |
| 25 |
Dead and dying jokes - 19797
- An English guy was very ill and his son
went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father ...Read the whole joke |
95 |
0 |
