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1 Dead and dying jokes - 19747
- What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells? A dead centipede.
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2 Dead and dying jokes - 19748
- What is the difference between a musician and a dead body? One composes and the other decompos...Read the whole joke
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3 Dead and dying jokes - 19749
- What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.
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4 Dead and dying jokes - 19750
- What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years? Pete.
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5 Dead and dying jokes - 19751
- What's a zombie's favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.
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6 Dead and dying jokes - 19752
- What do you find in a zombie's veins? Dead blood corpuscles.
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7 Dead and dying jokes - 19753
- Where do ghosts go for their holidays? The Dead Sea.
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8 Dead and dying jokes - 19754
- First ghoul: You don't look too well today. Second ghoul: No, I'm dead on my feet.
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9 Dead and dying jokes - 19755
- Did you hear about the man who left his job at the mortuary? It was a dead end job.
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10 Dead and dying jokes - 19756
- Did you hear about the two men who were cremated at the same time? It was a dead heat.
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11 Dead and dying jokes - 19757
- If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? De...Read the whole joke
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12 Dead and dying jokes - 19758
- Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the waist down. I'll arrange for you to be halfburied.
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13 Dead and dying jokes - 19759
- Waiter, waiter! There's a dead fly in my soup. Oh no! Who's going to look after his family?Read the whole joke
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14 Dead and dying jokes - 19760
- Why did the monster take a dead man for a drive in his car? Because he was a car-case.
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15 Dead and dying jokes - 19761
- Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left? Girl: ...Read the whole joke
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16 Dead and dying jokes - 19762
- Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by...Read the whole joke
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17 Dead and dying jokes - 19763
- Did you hear about the undertaker who buried someone in the wrong place and was sacked for the...Read the whole joke
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18 Dead and dying jokes - 19764
- Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
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19 Dead and dying jokes - 19765
- I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week. Well, we had to, you know, she was dea...Read the whole joke
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20 Dead and dying jokes - 19766
- A monster and a zombie went into the undertaker's. "I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of ...Read the whole joke
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21 Dead and dying jokes - 19767
- Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head? It's for people like you ...Read the whole joke
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22 Dead and dying jokes - 19768
- The man who was about to die said to the Sheriff, "Say, do I really have to die swinging from ...Read the whole joke
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23 Dead and dying jokes - 19769
- A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was t...Read the whole joke
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24 Dead and dying jokes - 19770
- At the inquest into her husband's death by food poisoning Mrs Wally was asked by the coroner i...Read the whole joke
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25 Dead and dying jokes - 19771
- A man is calling on his best friend to pay a condolence call the day after the friend's wife h...Read the whole joke
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