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Car and train jokes - 18864
- Five Englishmen
in an Audi Quattro
arrive at the Italian border.
The Italian customer agent s...Read the whole joke |
79 |
0 |
| 2 |
Car and train jokes - 18865
- Andy wants a job as a signalman on the
railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal ...Read the whole joke |
56 |
0 |
| 3 |
Car and train jokes - 18866
- A man
walks into an auto parts store
and says "I'd like a rear view mirror
for my Yugo."
Th...Read the whole joke |
78 |
0 |
| 4 |
Car and train jokes - 18867
- One day, two guys were driving
to a
local grocery store to get some food. On the way to the stor...Read the whole joke |
91 |
0 |
| 5 |
Car and train jokes - 18868
- Ole
and Lena were sitting down to
their usual morning cup of coffee,
listening to the weather ...Read the whole joke |
80 |
0 |
| 6 |
Car and train jokes - 18869
- A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in
New York on a dark
night. The passenger taps the driver on...Read the whole joke |
77 |
0 |
| 7 |
Car and train jokes - 18870
- Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who
is
appalled by American driving
habits, offers the follo...Read the whole joke |
62 |
0 |
| 8 |
Car and train jokes - 18871
- A Lutheran
minister is driving down
to New York to see the
radio show and he's stopped in Conn...Read the whole joke |
71 |
0 |
| 9 |
Car and train jokes - 18872
- a quadruple amputee is waiting at the
bus stop.The bus pulls up.Driver says
"alright John, how ...Read the whole joke |
62 |
0 |
| 10 |
Car and train jokes - 18873
- A driver, obviously
drunk, was
heading the wrong way down
a one-way street when a policeman pul...Read the whole joke |
76 |
0 |
| 11 |
Car and train jokes - 18874
- A state trooper pulled a car over and
told the man driving
that he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph z...Read the whole joke |
57 |
0 |
| 12 |
Car and train jokes - 18875
- A guy driving a truck in the middle of
nowhere picks up a hitch-hiker.
It gets dark and the hit...Read the whole joke |
69 |
0 |
| 13 |
Car and train jokes - 18876
- A man was driving up a steep and narrow
mountain road.
A woman was driving down the same road. ...Read the whole joke |
67 |
0 |
| 14 |
Car and train jokes - 18877
- A man is driving down the road for a
long period of time.
During
his travel, he sees a pries...Read the whole joke |
53 |
0 |
| 15 |
Car and train jokes - 18878
- A young bloke has started work on a
property, and the boss
sends him up the back paddocks to d...Read the whole joke |
73 |
0 |
| 16 |
Car and train jokes - 18879
- A driver pulled up beside a rundown
farmhouse. He got out
and
knocked at the door. A very old ...Read the whole joke |
63 |
0 |
| 17 |
Car and train jokes - 18880
- WIFE: "There's trouble with the car. It
has water in the carburettor."
HUSBAND: "Water in the
...Read the whole joke |
45 |
0 |
| 18 |
Car and train jokes - 18882
- Two cab drivers met.
"Hey," asked
one, "what's the idea of painting one side of your cab
red
...Read the whole joke |
66 |
0 |
| 19 |
Car and train jokes - 18883
- What do you say to a
one legged
hitch-hiker?
Hop in.
more Read the whole joke |
51 |
0 |
| 20 |
Car and train jokes - 18884
- One day a guy was driving with his
4-year-old daughter
and beeped his car horn by mistake.
She t...Read the whole joke |
45 |
0 |
| 21 |
Car and train jokes - 18885
- After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the
long lines, surly clerks, and
insane regulations at the...Read the whole joke |
67 |
0 |
| 22 |
Car and train jokes - 18886
- Whats black and white and red all
over?
A nun in a car accident.
more Read the whole joke |
68 |
0 |
| 23 |
Car and train jokes - 18887
- What did the monster say when he saw a
rush
hour train full of passengers?
Oh good! A chew che...Read the whole joke |
73 |
0 |
| 24 |
Car and train jokes - 18888
- What is evil and ugly and goes at 125
mph?
A witch in a high speed train.
more Read the whole joke |
57 |
0 |
| 25 |
Car and train jokes - 18889
- Where do ghost trains stop?
At devil
crossings.
more Read the whole joke |
49 |
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