| # |
Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17575
- Two cartons of yogurt walk
into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to
...Read the whole joke |
80 |
0 |
| 2 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17577
- Barty and Dunny met in a pub
and discussed the illness
of a friend named Hogan.
"Poor
Mich...Read the whole joke |
74 |
0 |
| 3 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17578
- The local District Judge had
given the defendant a lecture on the evils
of drink. But in view of...Read the whole joke |
87 |
0 |
| 4 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17579
- Monahan stumbled
into a
saloon, half crocked. "Say," he said to the bartender, "how tall
is
...Read the whole joke |
74 |
0 |
| 5 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17580
- "Didja hear the news?"
asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. "Harrigan drank so much, his wife ...Read the whole joke |
71 |
0 |
| 6 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17581
- The Lone Ranger and Tonto
walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few
...Read the whole joke |
93 |
0 |
| 7 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17582
- A man walks into a Kansas
bar
with his golden retriever. "Hey," says the bartender, "No dogs
...Read the whole joke |
70 |
0 |
| 8 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17583
- The local bar was so sure
that its bartender was the
strongest man around that they offered a
...Read the whole joke |
81 |
0 |
| 9 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17584
- Q: What did
the
bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?
A: Ok
yo...Read the whole joke |
74 |
0 |
| 10 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17585
- It was Halloween and three
vampires went into a saloon and bellied up to the bar. "What will
y...Read the whole joke |
71 |
0 |
| 11 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17586
- Twenty-four hours in a
day... twenty-four
beers in a case... coincidence?
more Read the whole joke |
63 |
0 |
| 12 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17587
- One day a drunk walked into
a bar and
ordered a gin and tonic. He drank half of it and poured
...Read the whole joke |
57 |
0 |
| 13 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17588
- A guy walks
into a
tavern. As he walked up to the bar he noticed a twelve-inch man
playing
t...Read the whole joke |
79 |
0 |
| 14 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17589
- A rather attractive woman
goes up to the bar in a
quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to
...Read the whole joke |
72 |
0 |
| 15 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17590
- Recently scientists revealed
that beer contains small traces of female hormones.
To prove
t...Read the whole joke |
65 |
0 |
| 16 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17591
- A man walks into a bar and
asks for
six shots of vodka. The bartender says, "Six shots? What's
...Read the whole joke |
76 |
0 |
| 17 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17592
- A Texan bought a round of
drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a ...Read the whole joke |
72 |
0 |
| 18 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17593
- Old man
O'Malley had
worked down at the brewery for years, but one day he just
wasn't
paying...Read the whole joke |
82 |
0 |
| 19 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17594
- A
rather confident man
walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
attractive woman.
He...Read the whole joke |
72 |
0 |
| 20 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17595
- "Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a
'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next
barstoo...Read the whole joke |
88 |
0 |
| 21 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17596
- WARNING: consumption of
alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
more ...Read the whole joke |
70 |
0 |
| 22 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17597
- WARNING: consumption of
alcohol may cause you to
roll over in the morning and see something
re...Read the whole joke |
70 |
0 |
| 23 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17598
- WARNING: consumption of
alcohol may
lead you to believe you are invisible.
more Read the whole joke |
36 |
0 |
| 24 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17599
- WARNING: consumption of
alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
more Read the whole joke |
57 |
0 |
| 25 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - 17600
- WARNING: Consumption of
alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small
...Read the whole joke |
68 |
0 |
