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Title |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Baby jokes - 17467
- Why are babies always gurgling with joy?
Because it's a nappy time.
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62 |
0 |
| 2 |
Baby jokes - 17468
- Mrs Brown: Who was that at the door?
Veronica: A lady with a baby in a buggy.
Mrs Brown: Tell ...Read the whole joke |
65 |
0 |
| 3 |
Baby jokes - 17469
- I see the baby's nose is running
again,"
said a worried father.
"For goodness sake!" snapped h...Read the whole joke |
65 |
0 |
| 4 |
Baby jokes - 17470
- A distraught mum rushed into the back
yard,
where eight-year-old Tommy was banging on the bottom...Read the whole joke |
42 |
0 |
| 5 |
Baby jokes - 17471
- How do you get a baby astronaut to sleep?
You
rock-et.
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52 |
0 |
| 6 |
Baby jokes - 17472
- Would you rather have a baby brother or a baby
sister?
I'd much rather have a jelly baby.
m...Read the whole joke |
66 |
0 |
| 7 |
Baby jokes - 17473
- Who is bigger - Mrs Bigger or Mrs
Bigger's
baby?
Mrs Bigger's baby, because he's a little Bigg...Read the whole joke |
71 |
0 |
| 8 |
Baby jokes - 17474
- Do you like your
new baby sister?
She's
all right.
Do you play with her?
No, and we can't ...Read the whole joke |
65 |
0 |
| 9 |
Baby jokes - 17475
- Today I saw a baby who had put on five stone in
weight in
two weeks by drinking elephant's milk....Read the whole joke |
72 |
0 |
| 10 |
Baby jokes - 17476
- How do you get a paper baby?
Marry an old
bag.
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62 |
0 |
| 11 |
Baby jokes - 17477
- What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn?
Where's Pop Corn?
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67 |
0 |
| 12 |
Baby jokes - 17478
- Why is a baby like an diamond?
Because it's
a dear little thing.
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55 |
0 |
| 13 |
Baby jokes - 17479
- When a baby is learning to eat,
shouldn't he
have an L-plate?
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48 |
0 |
| 14 |
Baby jokes - 17480
- Why did the baby monster put his father
in
the freezer?
Because he wanted frozen pop.
more ...Read the whole joke |
73 |
0 |
| 15 |
Baby jokes - 17481
- Mum, is it true my baby sister came
from
Heaven?
Yes, that's right.
Well, I don't blame God ...Read the whole joke |
64 |
0 |
| 16 |
Baby jokes - 17482
- Three men were discussing at a bar about
coincidences. The first man said, " my wife was reading...Read the whole joke |
68 |
0 |
| 17 |
Baby jokes - 17483
- What did
the Pharaohs use to keep their
babies quiet?
Egyptian dummies.
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59 |
0 |
| 18 |
Baby jokes - 17484
- Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the
crib?
Daughter: You told me to change the baby.
mor...Read the whole joke |
63 |
0 |
| 19 |
Baby jokes - 17485
- Q: How many baby sitters
does it take to
change a light bulb?
A: None, They don't make Pampers...Read the whole joke |
66 |
0 |
| 20 |
Baby jokes - 17486
- Dewey and Odell met
on the Brownsville main
street. "Say," said Dewey, "Ah hurd yew and
yore w...Read the whole joke |
88 |
0 |
| 21 |
Baby jokes - 17487
- A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks,
"Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Su...Read the whole joke |
66 |
0 |
| 22 |
Baby jokes - 17488
- Q:
Where does a white baby go when it dies?
A: Heaven
Q: What does it get?
A: Wings
...Read the whole joke |
70 |
0 |
| 23 |
Baby jokes - 17489
- Q: What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
A:
Michael Jackson's hand !!
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56 |
0 |
| 24 |
Baby jokes - 17490
- Q: What's pink and red and can't turn
round
in a corridor?
A: A baby with a javellin through i...Read the whole joke |
63 |
0 |
| 25 |
Baby jokes - 17491
- A family of ducks were
walking down the road
when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther...Read the whole joke |
79 |
0 |
