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Wart's new!
- |What do you say if you meet a toad?Wart's new!
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What did the maggot say to another?
- |What did the maggot say to another?What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this!
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What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
- |What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?A 15 foot strip light that can strangle you ...
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What is a grasshopper?
- |What is a grasshopper?An insect on a pogo stick!
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What is a myth?
- |What is a myth?A female moth!
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What's a glow worms favorite song?
- |What's a glow worms favorite song?Wake me up before you glow glow!
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What's up Pussycat!
- |What's a mouse's least favorite record?What's up Pussycat!
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Whats the world weakest animal?
- |Whats the world weakest animal?A toad, he croaks if you even touch him!
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When it's becing toad!
- |When is a car like a frog?When it's becing toad!
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When it's raining cats and dogs!
- |When should a mouse carry an umbrella?When it's raining cats and dogs!
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Where do frogs keep their money?
- |Where do frogs keep their money?In a river bank!
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Where do frogs keep their treasure?
- |Where do frogs keep their treasure?In a croak of gold at the end of the rainbow!
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Where do you find giant snails?
- |Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
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Where in earth have you been!
- |What did the worm say to the other when he was late home?Where in earth have you been!
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Where would you put an injured insect?
- |Where would you put an injured insect?In an antbulance!
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which end of a worm is which
- |How can you tell which end of a worm is which?Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
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Which fly makes films?
- |Which fly makes films?Stephen Speilbug!
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Why are spiders like tops?
- |Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
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Why did the fly fly?
- |Why did the fly fly?Because the spider spied 'er!
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Why did the lizard go on a diet?
- |Why did the lizard go on a diet?It weighed too much for its scales!
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Why did the spider buy a car?
- |Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a spin!
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Why didn't the female frog lay eggs?
- |Why didn't the female frog lay eggs?Because her husband spawned her affections!
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Why do mice have long tails?
- |Why do mice have long tails?Well, they'd look silly with long hair!
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Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
- |Why is a frog luckier than a cat?Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak ni...
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Why is the snail the strongest animal?
- |Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
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