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Blind jokes
- Q: What do you call
a blind German?
A: A
Not See (Nazi)
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- Why are bats blind?
Well, your eyesight
wouldn't be too good if you hung upside down all
day w...Read the whole joke |
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- What is the difference between a blind man and a
sailor
in prison?
One can't see to go, the ot...Read the whole joke |
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- One day at a busy
airport, the passengers on
a commercial airliner are seated waiting for
the ...Read the whole joke |
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- A blind man was waiting to cross the road when a
dog stopped and cocked its leg against him. The...Read the whole joke |
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- How do you make a Venetian blind?
Poke him in
the eye
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- A blind man walks into a store with his seeing
eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash a...Read the whole joke |
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- A snake
and a rabbit were racing along a
pair of intersecting forest pathways
one day, when th...Read the whole joke |
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- A teacher at a
school for blind kids is
taking his school's soccer team to an "away
game". The...Read the whole joke |
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- Two blind man at a cinema: "Can you see
something ?"
"No".
"Then let's go in front !"
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- Did you hear about the blind porcupine?
He
fell in love with a pincushion!
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- There were those three guys, a
priest, a
doctor and an engineer, and they were playing golf. But...Read the whole joke |
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- Q:
How did a blind woman pierce her
ear?
A: Answering the stapler.
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- Where do blind sparrows go for treatment ?
The Birds Eye counter !
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- A blind rabbit and a blind snake ran into each
other on the road one day. The snake reached out,...Read the whole joke |
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- Have
you seen stieve wonders house? -niether
did he
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Blonde jokes
- Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to
unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger.
Fi...Read the whole joke |
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- Three blondes were walking through a field when
they came across a set
of tracks.
The first...Read the whole joke |
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- A blonde was driving down
the road
listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard
b...Read the whole joke |
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- A blonde and a redhead went to the bar after
work
for a drink, and sat on stools watching the 6 ...Read the whole joke |
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- A dumb
blonde was really tired of being
made fun of, so she decided to have her
hair she would...Read the whole joke |
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- What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Run - she is still holding the grenade!
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- Why did the blonde tip-toe
past the
medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake the sleeping
tab...Read the whole joke |
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- Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang
while she was
ironing!
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- Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice
carton? It said
"concentrate" on it!
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